kidz\ bop

1. (kidz bop) (826↑, 46↓)

The [soccer mom]'s attempt to make most of today's music suitable for young children. This leads to butchering good songs or making crappy ones even worse. These travesties of music are commonly advertised on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon and are sold on CDs and tapes to unwitting customers.

No one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won't kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.

Author: Shawn B. http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/148519

2. (kidz bop) (550↑, 14↓)

n. a horribly produced CD made to give the children of today a censored verson of all the top hits-- with different singers. I believe most of the singers were picked up off the street somewhere, because none of their voices belong on a CD. Period. See [cruel and unusual punishment]

"Mommy, mommy, Joey said that my Kidz Bop Tape bleeps out the word f*ck in that Puddle of Mudd song\!"

Author: RogueRising http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/213485

3. (kidz bop) (509↑, 18↓)

Kidz Bop noun A horrible CD filled with overplayed songs sung by children who are all on ritalin. Their "videos" consist of them running around laughing and dancing, while singing. In short, a pedophile's wet dream.

What most of the people who buy kidz bop don't realize is that these songs are so overplayed that anyone could hear them on the radio, sung by the original singers, for free. Stop giving these people money.

Author: you want to know who wrote this that badly? http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1578164

4. (kidz bop) (447↑, 17↓)

The end of music, or at least good music, as we know it. This is the franchise of CD's with hit songs that are horribly remade by children and others. It is an insult to the artists who make the original songs that are remade by these people. These remade songs are despicably horrid and sound so bad that they make people literally want to destroy something. One can not stand a Kidz Bop song.

Not ANOTHER kidz bop commercial\!?\!? CHANGE THE CHANNEL, CHANGE THE CHANNEL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: dafierce one http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1161322

5. (kidz bop) (402↑, 52↓)

A Gay ass CD with kids that sound like broken glass scraped agenced a chalikbord siging modern songs

The kids bop sucks cock

Author: baka_kuso_yarou http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1361513

6. (kidz bop) (295↑, 31↓)

Group of kids who sound like horny 80 year olds on heroin. They "sing" too. See [dumbass]

Did you hear the new kidz bop CD? It sucked arse.

Author: deciever http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/39433

7. (kidz bop) (273↑, 21↓)

the worst fuckin idea in history of forever whatever [dumbass] thought that up RLY needs to die or be killed

person \#1-"Can you beleive that they have made seven volumes of kidz bop? It's awful man\!\!\!" person \#2-"I know but u gotts let go man"

Author: me\! http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/978379

8. (Kidz Bop) (229↑, 2↓)

One of the harsher punishments in Hell. A really crappy CD sung/made by a bunch of bratty kids with annoying, high-pitched voices who can't sing for crap. They take most of the good songs and turn them into a version of lameness. Seriously, listen to their version of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway". It made my ears want to bleed.

Kidz Bop really, really sucks. They shouldn't even make another CD.

Author: Aztec_Falcon http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1831852

9. (kidz bop) (195↑, 8↓)

A shitty CD that reproduces usually goods songs by adding lame-assed kid's voices and replacing profanites so they sound like crap. It amazes me that the artists of these songs let the kidz bop producers ruin thier music.

1985- Bowling for soup: She was gonna shake it fast on the hood of white snakes car.

Author: M Klingo http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1345164

10. (kidz bop) (177↑, 12↓)

kidz bop A bunch of bratty kids who cannot sing for crap on one CD. I'm in shock that they made a 10th one. Whoever invented this should lose thier job. If you want good music, listen to the original version. Where do they find these kids, at Chuck E. Cheese?

''Dude let's go get the new kidz bop CD'' ''No thanks, I'd rather wipe my ass with that money.''

Author: Your Mom in a bikini http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1854140

11. (Kidz Bop) (158↑, 10↓)

A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes\!\! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?\!

"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time." -me

Author: Dave http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/888260

12. (kidz bop) (168↑, 26↓)

The songs on the Kidz Bop compilations are sung by a bunch of uninspired, spoon-fed little brats who butcher SOMEWHAT decent to mediocre songs (depending on which songs they decide to destroy). Their commercials consist of the kids running around laughing and dancing, while lipsynching. Wow, the perfect nightmare\! Remember when Alvin and the Chipmunks used to cover songs? Yeah, well, KIDZ BOP is worse than Alvin and his Chipmunk friends will ever be\! Ashlee Simpson can sing better than these kids can\! By the time the newest Kidz Bop CD hits stores, most of the songs (by the ORIGINAL artists) are overplayed on MTV and radio. Kidz Bop needs to die. Besides, most of the time, they take songs that ALREADY suck, and add more suck factor to them, and the result is an abomination. Do the kids of today a favor by buying them a Beatles CD, or maybe a soundtrack to a Disney film, anything is better than Kidz Bop\!

The Kidz Bop series are an abomination to music.

Author: SuperSonicX http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1762664

13. (kidz bop) (160↑, 17↓)

A CD made up of the top 40 hits such as "My Happy Ending", "My Boo", "Let's Get it (Started/Retarded)" & etc. Performed by a bunch of kids with high, whiney voices, ruining the already crappy music, unless they are doing a song such as "Float On" by Modest Mouse. Most of the songs are horribly inapropriate but the children are young and innocent therefore completely ignorant of WHAT they are singing.

For example, "My Happy Ending", written and performed by someone who thinks that simply because he/she can play several chords on a guitar can sing about sk8ter bois, hang out with the guys, wear her pants too low, and flip everone off. She also happens to performe some country. The whiney children sing this song completely oblivious to its lyrics and they put it on the CD and -haha\!- everyone buys it so the kids can grow up to shop at [abercrombie] or [Pac Sun].

Author: evilpyschopenguin http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1072444

14. (Kidz Bop) (143↑, 6↓)

a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.

All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time. They should never have been made.

Author: Starpunk http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/2002241

15. (Kidz Bop) (148↑, 16↓)

Kidz Bop remakes popular songs and censors them so that they're appropriate for little kids. Quite frankly, they suck. Nobody listens to them except for bratty 4-10 (but only if the 10-year-old is very immature and can't handle listening to bad words, or if their [soccer mom] can't handle for them to listen to bad words). Somebody needs to shoot those stupid kindergarteners (aka pathetic excuses for singers) so they don't keep making everyone's ears bleed\!

Johnny bought Kidz Bop 1, thinking that it would be music to his ears. But when he heard it, he started to cry and broke the CD into hundreds of little pieces with a hammer. Then he stole his daddy's Glock, went over to the Kidz Bop studios, and popped some bullets into those retarded producers' heads, shot all the little kids, poured gas all over the studio, lit a match, and laughed hysterically as it burned to the ground. (Later) Kidz Bop Kids (that weren't in the studio when Johnny set it on fire): We're so great, we're famous\! Hey there, want our autograph? Me: NO\!\! *Takes the Glock from Johnny's hands and shoots the kids* (As they're lying on the ground dying in a puddle of blood) Me: Did I ever tell you how much you suck?? Then me and Johnny shot all the soccer moms in the world, went to the music store, and listened to some [Evanescence]. THE END

Author: I know you want to know... http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/2294468

16. (Kidz Bop) (124↑, 8↓)

Fun to listen to while you're stoned and wank material for pedophiles. Also used by the goverment to brainwash the masses to advance the hidden agenda to make America into a totalitarian regime, I swear to God there's subliminal messages in this shit.

Instead of using Christina Aguilera to torture Guantanamo Bay prisioners, they should have used Kidz Bop.

Author: Faithy http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/2082298

17. (Kidz Bop) (108↑, 4↓)

Kidz Bop Kidz Bop is an annoyance to the world. The only point is the whole Idea of this is just where a bunch of bratty kids who can't sing for crap take a perfectly good song and screw the entire thing up. Who ever came up with this useless and incoherent crap should lose their job. I'm in shock that they came up with a Tenth CD. If you wanna good song listen to the original one. Where the hell did they find these kids? Chuckie Cheeses?

- Hey\! Wanna get the new Kidz Bop CD? - No thanks. I'd rather wipe my ass with that money.

Author: Joseph. http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/2620613

18. (Kidz Bop) (100↑, 9↓)

a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Any little kid is used because any little kid can fuck up a song. Perfect for totalitarian [soccer moms] to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.

All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time.

Author: Starpunk http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/1997962

19. (Kidz Bop) (73↑, 0↓)

Kidz Bop. 1. A series of CD's, now on their 18th CD, featuring children attempting to sing the recent pop hits. A [soccermom] may buy this for her first-grade children to listen to in the van on the way to soccer practice. Most of these "rising stars" (aka Kidz Bop children) were found at [Chuck E Cheese], putt-putt golf, the movie theater watching a G-rated movie, or sometimes a lemonade stand in the Midwest. These "rising stars" are fired once a) they begin to go through puberty, b) they go to 4th grade, and c) they begin to listen to decent music instead of [Hannah Montana]. The voices of these "rising stars" are too high, and often dripping with faux emotion. 2. Someone stuck in the 2nd grade who thinks that Kidz Bop is cool and is all around childish.

1. "Dude, do you have that new Kidz Bop CD?" "No, Dude, I don't listen to that shit." 2. "Have you even met her? She's such a Kidz Bop." "She threw a fit because there weren't any red crayons... She's so Kidz Bop."

Author: Lil Miss Magic http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/4076363

20. (Kidz Bop) (66↑, 8↓)

A series of CD's in which sold a total of 19 copies worldwide.

Guy 1: Hey look, A new Kidz Bop CD\! Guy 2: Fuck my life.

Author: bloodytampon2 http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/3840138

21. (kidz bop) (33↑, 3↓)

the perfect way to take a good song and uglify the shit out of it. seriously, why dont you just make a "chipmunk" version of it???? i just saw a commercial for the newest CD and heard adam lambert's very good song Whataya Want From Me. WAY TO TOTALLY DESTROY A PERFECT SONG\!

justing beiber: so, how good am i at singing? Person: you sound like you belong on kidz bop\!

Author: your faces moms foots eye http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/5086098

22. (Kidz Bop) (27↑, 1↓)

A species of sub-human, [PCP] smoking kids trying to sing that sound like [autistic], [horny], [acid] shooting 80 year old faggots having a stroke that likes to ruin good songs and making songs that are already bad sound even worse. It was invented by some soccer mom [milf] who wanted to make mainstream music more kid-friendly.

Joey: Hey hank, did you hear the new T-Pain song? Hank: yeah, it was cool, until i heard the Kidz bop remix. In Kevin Rudolf's "Let it rock" it goes "but it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world" but the kidz bop version goes "but it broke his heart so he waved his hand to the world."

Author: Joey1227 http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/5200570

23. (kidz bop) (10↑, 0↓)

a group of kids derived from disney channel that turn mainstream hits, that are already overplayed, into the total failures. their high pitched voices together sound like a damned creature deep down in the pits hell. we keep listening to music with more cursing and shit like that but they just manage to cover it up with more giggling and add it to their cd.

*friend turns on radion* friend\kidz\ bop hey move along's on by all american rejects me\kidz\ bop kidz bop already sang it and ruined it, that song is a total failure now *changes channel* friend\kidz\ bophey its bad romance from lady gaga me\kidz\ bop they sang that too, what while thay ruin next\!\!\! friend\kidz\ bop hey its wake me up when september ends by greenday -.-

Author: someoneyoukn0w http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/5562189

24. (kidz bop) (3↑, 57↓)

Where lonely stars can see that kids can sing there music better than they can.

Kidz Bop makes improved versions of shity songs.

Author: mrshankoknahsrmrshanko http://kidz-bop.urbanup.com/5121341

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Last updated: 2012.03.01